one liner jokes by icesnake9985

I’m a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. After making love, I said to my girl: “Was it good for you too?” She said: “I don’t think this was good for anybody!” I love the lines men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put

You know the worlds going crazy when…. by Jwilliams

-You know the world is crazy when the best rapper is a white guy -the best golfer is a black guy -France is calling the U.S. arrogant -germany does not want to go to war -the three most powerful men in America are named “bush”…”dick”…and “colon”/ and are in iraq and don’t know when to

Spitzer by hockeycock85

what do a sad thirteen year old boy with no computer, Bill Clinton, and former NY state governer elliot spitzer have in common? they both were caught with their pants down! (for those of you who dont know, elliot spitzer was governer of NY state until he resigned recently due to involvement in a prostitution

Yo momma lines by Shadow Dragon

Your mom’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.Your mom’s so fat, when she dances the band skips.Your mom’s so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.Your mother’s so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.Your mother’s so fat, she needs a

Longer Sex Jokes A-Z (7) by Shadow Dragon

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” says the first. “It’s very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all

Longer Sex Jokes A-Z (3) by Shadow Dragon

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn’t afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn’t afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn’t sleep.When she went past her oldest

Urinal Challenge for Guys by Shadow Dragon

Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)… women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the rest room that MUST be followed. The, following is the urinal configuration in a sample men’s room. An X above the number will indicate “in

Sex Jokes A-Z (4) by Shadow Dragon

Q. What is the difference between “Oooh!” and “Aaah!”?A. About three inches. Q. What do you do in case of fallout?A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes! Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?A. In case you miss. Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?A. When he

Sex Jokes A-Z (2) by Shadow Dragon

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?A. They’re called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off! Q. What’s the